Reactive Maintenance Window
You're seeing this page because I was running WordPress and didn't maintain it properly. I knew better, and nature took its course. I'm okay with this.
The silver lining is that I've been toying with the idea of a rebuild for ages. I've chosen to focus on more interesting things instead. Migrating from WordPress to anything else was easily a problem for future me to deal with.
So thanks for making it more interesting, bunnies. You've given me a reason to prioritize a long-standing item in my backlog. I appreciate the encouragement!